couturebella:

I don’t think I could fit anymore blushes even if I tried :O










"If you consider a woman
less pure after you’ve touched her
maybe you should take a look at your hands"

(via sexual-feelings)

(Source: anachronica, via s-exhoney)











sorry:

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right and you’re wrong

(via drownwheniseeyou)



punned:

i get bloody noses a lot and i can usually feel it about 30 seconds before it starts dripping. today in class my nose started to bleed. but right before, I turned to this very religious boy who sits next to me and whispered “hail satan” as my nose started to drip. he freaked and fell back and hit his head. he had to go home for the rest of the day.

(via isabelisthename)





sherlocksmyth:

sherlocksmyth:

one time my religion teacher who has a monobrow asked me “what the hell did you do to your hair?” because i had a blonde streak through it and i said “what the hell did you do to your eyebrow” and he sent me outside

when i came back in he asked everyone what monotheism was and i said it meant a religion that worshiped one god because mono means one as in monobrow and he sent me out again

(Source: marvelcolm, via isabelisthename)